Alarm technician is frustrated, here's why!


I've been staying on top of this system, for the last 8 years. As you know I've never complained, not much anyways. But it's getting old. I've replaced batteries in the devices that are wireless, to only have to do it again 10 minutes later. I've had 3 sensors go faulty, only to have the faulty signal move device to device, basement to attic. I'm getting too old for the stair climbing. I suggest we take 10 batteries, put them in a dish and leave them out to see if it redirects the problem-bait the trap, maybe put a motion camera on it. I know we tried 4 years ago and something kept turning the camera off. Let's try again! Now the cameras are 100% controlled wireless from the web!


I know the new keypad on the main floor you reported wasn't working. So here's the problem. See the light on the motion sensor in the center of the picture? This is a 3 step motion, requiring 100+ pound mass(for false pet trigger avoidance)minimum aka ultra sonic, thermal minimum aka passive infra red sensor detecting heat, and microwave energy detecting electromagnetic radiation. Here's the problem Patrick something is triggering all 3, yet without triggering all the other devices- exterior doors, 3 motions before you get to this one. This is at the bottom of the super creepy basement-I hate this room, my hair on my arms always stands up. So I'll meet you there today, and we are going to add 2 more motions to this room, the creepy bastards will have to trigger all 3 motions to fire the system. It was funny at first, now it's past that, see you at noon. I'm also bringing batteries for bait!



Guided Investigation/Tour

Suggestions from the Guides!

     When we conduct a Paranormal Investigation, we all walk thru the building. Our goal is to take a few minutes to share the history. As well as let you see the interior, so you know the layout of the interior. We won't tell ghost stories, unless asked. We want you to experience your own.

     Prior to entering the building, we suggest your group have a discussion about your visit- Speak to your group, about the following details we’ve identified from years of tracking paranormal tours. Doing this will help ensure you have the experience you seek!

  • When you 1st enter, do so quietly. Pay close attention to your surroundings as you walk thru. Pay attention to where your group is, so if you hear footsteps in the attic above you. You'll know if it's someone in your group. A lot has happened in the first 15 minutes of a tour!

  • Bring Flashlights, fully charged, and if you have extra batteries we suggest you leave in the car. They have a way of being completely drained upon entry.

  • Bring anything that records, shoot video, still photo's, digital recorder. Fully charged of course, but leave the devices in the car till your going to use them.

  • Be respectful, and brave. Do not use racial slurs, or mouth off using vulgar language. Especially in the slave dungeon. If someone near you is ignoring this warning-get away from them quickly!

  • Big men draw a few of the spirits out, especially if the living is acting foolish, rude, arrogant. The only people that have been physically thrown are large, cocky men. If someone near you is ignoring this warning-get away from them quickly!

  • When someone gets scared, simply exit the building and walk away till you feel settled-never run! Besides you can't out run them! DON'T SCREAM!!!

  • Take pictures in sets of 3, the 2nd or 3rd tends to capture things your eyes will not see.

  • Pay close attention to your senses, when paranormal activity happens it happens extremely fast. DON'T SCREAM!!!

  • Try to maintain a code of silence, if people are chatting your going to be missing things. We suggest a group leader remind their team-stay quiet!!!

  • Try to get everyone to property, parked, and ready to enter 15 minutes before your scheduled time, feel free to walk around the building taking pictures.

  • Do not arrive intoxicated-we will not let you enter!

  • All smoking is done by your vehicle, nowhere near the building.

  • Dress for cold, expect the temps in building to fluctuate.

  • Share what you experience, even if it's not logical. Odds are good the "Guide", can connect with the source of your experience. Usually the spirits will start engaging a group, at first in a small way. 

  • Remember you have 6 senses, pay close attention to all of them!

  • Remember this is real, nothing is fabricated. Therefore  no one should be here against their will.

  • No one should be brought here, unaware of the potential for a paranormal event! It has been our experience, that you will get exactly what you bring. If angry, you'll get anger. If high energy, fun, it can make the activity go full throttle upon entry


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